(i must admit, there's no better cure for a hangover than two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! ok, maybe not, but i'm sure he'd love the flavor of my home-made gnocci. for example, look at these two different versions:I grew up in brazil, the land of jiu-jitsu and models, where the men have big muscles, and the women have bigger asses. this resulted in me subconsciously learning the lyrics to every song on his "tryin' to get the feeling" album by age 8. not sure why, but they just make me feel so good inside. this may not seem a particularly useful skill, although i'm confident it will come in handy at some point in the future. am very close to my family and i make sure to spend at least one day a week doing something fun with my siblings.
it was something i used to do with my grandmother, and now serves as a way to honor her memory. is very important to me, and i make it a point to have dinner with my folks at least twice a week. fortunately, i find time to play baseball twice a week, which keeps me from turning into a potato. 80% of the time you'll find me with my nose deep in a book (except on sunday nights from 9 - 10 pm when breaking bad is on - go heisenberg!, if you're easy-going and at least 86% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime!” by leaving out a crucial detail, or not telling the end of a story, you leave an open thread for women to start a conversation. enjoy these thirty-three funny tinder profiles that definitely got their creators some action:Like this gallery?
in my defense, i was aiming for his girlfriend, but confessing to flirting with his girl probably won’t get me back in. the girl is already hooked, knows who you are, and is into you all you have to do is close and enjoy the passive stream of women flowing into your life. even if you haven’t been gifted with a face so beautiful that makes the baby jesus weep at it’s glory (like me), you can still get laid with online dating using just your words. i would love to travel through south america sometime, especially argentina. i wrote “i’m funny, get laid a lot, and have a big penis,” no one would ever believe me. i’ve gotten laid from this (not original) opener:You seem attractive and consequently i would like to explore the possibility of enhancing your life by means of exposure to my awesomeness. is a myth that you have to be good-looking to get laid with online dating.
i can honestly say that i love my job because it gives me the opportunity to connect with people on a daily basis.- you get 10 bonus points if you think def leppard is the best band of all time! my cat felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along. have an 18 month old german shepherd named ringo - he unfortunately lost one of his legs in a car accident, but he's still the cutest thing on the planet! here’s how:The classic writing advice “show, don’t tell” also applies to online dating. out some of the most outrageous and clever Tinder profiles in this funny Smosh gallery! in a nutshell, this means i get to fly across the country and make posts about our company on twitter, instagram and facebook.
that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, let me introduce myself. i feel growing up in another country has allowed me to acknowledge my own privilege as a white cisgendered male, and appreciate the diversity of other less patriarchal cultures. each year i make my outfit from scratch, and i usually do really well in costume competitions. guy who asked me for online dating advice had this on his profile:I’m certain that was an interesting experience, but without a story, it’s just a fact. it has always been a dream of mine to have a large family of my own one day - the more kids the merrier. she enjoys the outdoors, tries to eats healthy and likes to take a midnight stroll from time-to-time., if you're not allergic to musicians or a clever sense of humor, feel free to send me a message!