forget that tucker max initially became famous from a hook-up application on his website – i. girl reading that knows it’s probably bullshit, but it’d make her laugh, show her he’s funny, and that he has interesting experiences to share. for example, imagine a profile opening with this:Me: hey, what should i put in my profile?
roommate: i hope you don’t get laid, and i never have to clean that up again. it was fine, but her pussy labia were beat up and stretched out, looking like old roast beef. i stack my profile with about a dozen different twitter sized anecdotes girls can ask me about.
that’s how the girl with the patched together heart of frankensteined valves and stents came to disappear, to fade out so gradually, like an overcast morning. i’ve actually dropped full stories and dialogues into my profile. the perfect dating profile but not sure what to write?
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i feel growing up in another country has allowed me to acknowledge my own privilege as a white cisgendered male, and appreciate the diversity of other less patriarchal cultures. i’ve gotten laid from this (not original) opener:You seem attractive and consequently i would like to explore the possibility of enhancing your life by means of exposure to my awesomeness. for example, look at these two profiles:1) i’m the class clown among my friends.